[...is he being punked? where's the camera??]

I'm the guy losing sleep because you can't afford a friggin' watch.

[seriously... this guy's being way too nonchalant about this whole thing, damn cheeky bastard.]

The fact it's dark out and there's no one else around wasn't a clue?

[it's late. way too late for flute playing of any kind. this much is common knowledge, he's sure.]

How about I tell you my name after you give me a good enough reason not to kick your ass?